My
entire body ached as I laid there on the bristled grass. But I steeled myself and sat up, just in time
to see my car slam into a rock and flip over.
My car! My white horse on my
quest for vengeance against the assholes the stole my lawn gnomes! Who could have… Jesus.
I
couldn’t believe it. I trusted that
bobble head with our ride to glory and now it was up in flames. How could he fail me when I needed him most? I mean, it’s Jesus. If you can’t trust a bobble head of Jesus to
drive, who can you trust? I rushed
forward to pull him out and give him an earful when the car was wracked with
explosions.
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